2-tone Rolex submariner..... Sold it.... I said to myself: ...shit, fuck all these accessories, I already wear a chain... I don't need this $4500 (preowned) sitting on my wrist.. what the fuck is this doing for my life...??.. When the answer turned out to be: "Nothing", I sold it on ebay for a 700 Profit...

My phone tells the time... how many things do I need to tell me the time?